Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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