The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm just crazy horny about you
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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