Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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