yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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