I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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