i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My vagina just recognized that song.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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