ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Did I show you my penis last night?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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