there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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