i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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