Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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