Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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