Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't deserve a penis
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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