at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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