I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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I just want to make out with him forever
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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