No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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