So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Less talking, more tequila
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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