he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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