so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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