I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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