I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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