Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Terrible idea I love it
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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