physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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