his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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