You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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