I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Text me some of your sweat
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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