he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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