When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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