Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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