Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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