Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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