You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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