Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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