I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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