i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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