She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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