There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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