He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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