Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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