Whod you bang
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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