I'm lost and stupid without you.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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