i don't like sucking hair
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I touched a dick in church today
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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