Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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