is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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