bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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