I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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