I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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