the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This house was built for laser tag.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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