if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Your penis caused this!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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