Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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