Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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